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« d.rose » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION DAVID ROSE ✦ schitt's creek
RESIDENCE ✦ emerald district, sumarlok
GEMBOND ✦ amethyst

"This is David. Leave a message. Or don't.

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[zipit_thanos]

[ God, it's embarrassing how delighted Wade feels being called that. ]

I'm never going to get tired of hearing that.

What time am I picking you up?
If you leave it up to me, I'd just come over now.
And that's just asking for trouble
Unless you want to be on the menu.😘

[ Because he'd eat him alive. Sexily. ]

[zhampagne]

You're cute.

I have things to do tonight and sadly none of them are you.
Tomorrow night at 8?

[zipit_thanos]

I know you are but what am I?

[ Real mature, Wade. ]

8pm, tomorrow. Dress code? The mask pretty much goes with anything.

[zhampagne]

Casual. What are your thoughts on burgers?

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade considers slipping in a Bob's Burgers joke, but the writers of that fame are currently working the script of Deadpool 3, so best not to tempt fate. ]

I've bought one out of a vending machine in Singapore, still haven't met a burger I didn't like.
Is this a favorite of yours or someplace new?

[zhampagne]

So glad we agree on that.
I've never tried this place but I've been craving like a really juicy burger.

This would technically be our third date, right?

[zipit_thanos]

Technically, yes.
That night all hell broke loose doesn't count, although I would argue there were some romantic overtures in parts.

[ Okay, maybe 90% of that night was a mish-mash of nightmarish and sexually charged. 10% of it romantic if you're being really liberal with the term, which he is. He does remember that David's recollection of the events of that night is a bit fuzzy. ]

Why do you ask?

[zhampagne]

Oh no, we're not counting that.

Well, you said something about hello kitty handcuffs being a third date thing
So I was just wondering if that was on the table.

[zipit_thanos]

[ Cue Wade's panic when he realizes he should have totally bought one of those summoning stones so he could bring those cuffs! ]

oh my god

okay so I don't have those cuffs yet
but I definitely have you covered on restraints

follow-up q: what material do you prefer? I got your standard steel handcuffs, silk rope, leather cuffs and binders, duct tape, fuzzy cuffs...

[zhampagne]

I can't believe I was lied to like this?
Tsk tsk.

Leather. Nice leather.

[zipit_thanos]

I know, I'll make it up to you, I promise.

...Who's wearing these?

[ Wade remembers what he'd said the first time he showed up at his apartment, but that was a different time, and right now he's keen on doting on his boyfriend's every whim. ]

[zhampagne]

Damn right you will.

[God, he is in his ELEMENT right now.]

Guess we'll see what kind of mood we're in tomorrow 😈

[zipit_thanos]

[ He's so going back to that boutique that sold him that rose-themed ball gag. ]

🍆 You really know how to motivate me, don't you?

I do have one teensy-tiny request.

[zhampagne]

Oh yeah?
What's that?

[zipit_thanos]

Do you... have a bath tub?

[zhampagne]

Sure do. Surprised you hadn't noticed on your many forays into my apartment.

Why?

[zipit_thanos]

lets just say that wasn't exactly my focus

...okay, you answered my question.

[ He sure did say 'request' without actually making one. Is he chickening out? Because all signs point to yes. ]

[zhampagne]

Uh huh.

And what's your request?

[He very much wants to see where this is going, okay.]

[zipit_thanos]

[ He writes it out several times, but each time it looks stupid. He feels stupid. This is not a big deal and yet he's making a mountain out of a mole hill. ]

I want to take a bath with you.

Is that weird?

[ Of all the freaky shit he's done with him, this one is the one that embarrasses him. It's sappy as shit. ]

[zhampagne]

[Oh.

What the fuck, that's really cute. David could definitely get down with that.]

Not weird at all. I have bath bombs.

[zipit_thanos]

I knew you'd understand.
I mean I hoped.
I really just love how intimate an experience that is and wanted that.
For us.

[ He doesn't know much about bath bombs but he's so going to learn. ]

[zhampagne]

I think that if it feels right, why not try it?
I'll even let you rub body milk all over me after.

[zipit_thanos]

oh is that what body milk is for?

[zhampagne]

literally what else would it be for
it's milk
for your body

[zipit_thanos]

so it's basically watered down lotion

that would explain why it makes a terrible creamer