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[zipit_thanos]

I knew you'd understand.
I mean I hoped.
I really just love how intimate an experience that is and wanted that.
For us.

[ He doesn't know much about bath bombs but he's so going to learn. ]

[zhampagne]

I think that if it feels right, why not try it?
I'll even let you rub body milk all over me after.

[zipit_thanos]

oh is that what body milk is for?

[zhampagne]

literally what else would it be for
it's milk
for your body

[zipit_thanos]

so it's basically watered down lotion

that would explain why it makes a terrible creamer

[zhampagne]

it

[He was going to argue, but—]

yes
you put my body milk in your coffee???

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade did not, in fact, use his body milk as creamer. But his wit is acerbic and often annoying and David's reactions are fucking priceless. ]

In hindsight, I see now how that makes a lot more sense.

It did smell really familiar and not at all like milk.

[zhampagne]

okay

[Okay. God help him.]

So a good rule of thumb is that if something is in the bathroom it doesn't go in your food

[zipit_thanos]

I guess I'm conditioned to put things that smell like you in my mouth.

[zhampagne]

Very cute.
Please don't drink my cologne.

[zipit_thanos]

Oh, I much prefer that on you.

You know, sometimes after we've been together?
I can still smell your cologne on me and it makes me feel all gooey on the inside.

[zhampagne]

Oh, yeah?

[Well that's really fucking cute. Even a bitter old bitch like David can own up to that.]

I'll be sure to rub myself extra all over you next time, in that case.

[zipit_thanos]

Careful, loverboy. That's dangerously close to sexting and I'm saving myself for tomorrow night.

[zhampagne]

Wow, I'm proud of you for resisting temptation.

[zipit_thanos]

I'm not married to the idea, I was just saying that to impress you.

[zhampagne]

I appreciate your honesty.

You don't have to impress me. I'll enjoy it if you do try, though.

[zipit_thanos]

[ He'll enjoy it if he shows restraint. That's... really good. Yep, that's really, really good. ]

Oh. I like that.

Hey, does this mean you've spent the last few days thinking that was a really self-indulgent dream?

[zhampagne]

[oh, David is tucking that little morsel away for later.]

Um, I was kind of hoping you wouldn’t ask but yes, yes I did.

[zipit_thanos]

Ooooh, that sounds so uncomfortable!
Did you go through the whole thing where you're super horny but also riddled with guilt?

[ Wade might be trying to make David squirm a bit. Turnabout is fair play and all that. ]

[zhampagne]

I don't know what you're talking about and also don't be a dick to me, I'm going through a lot emotionally speaking.

[The David way of saying "be nice to me i'm baby".]

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade backs off, sorta. ]

okay, okay. me too. I love the ride, so I just, I just want to know one thing.

did you get off on this outside of the dream? even once?

[zhampagne]

Fuck off?

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade's about to leave a bruise that obviously won't last long on his chest, but that's how hard he's pressing his device against his chest right now. ]

Okay, backing off... just so you know, I'm taking this as a solid 'yes'
mostly because I love torturing myself and I'm pretty sure you have an edging kink.

Can't wait to see you tomorrow, baby. I miss you so fucking much.

[zhampagne]

[David is, like, pouting but also rolling his eyes and smiling to himself? A whole of of complicated emotions going on. And embarrassment. It's fine, he'll recover. He considers saying something reassuring, but instead just ends up sending:]

8pm. xxxo

[zipit_thanos]

8pm, tomorrow ❤️

[ For every one of those x's he types out, Wade gives a peck on his device, plus one. The 'o' means he just goes to bed with it tonight. ]