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[zhampagne]

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[zhampagne]

Sure do. Surprised you hadn't noticed on your many forays into my apartment.

Why?

[zipit_thanos]

lets just say that wasn't exactly my focus

...okay, you answered my question.

[ He sure did say 'request' without actually making one. Is he chickening out? Because all signs point to yes. ]

[zhampagne]

Uh huh.

And what's your request?

[He very much wants to see where this is going, okay.]

[zipit_thanos]

[ He writes it out several times, but each time it looks stupid. He feels stupid. This is not a big deal and yet he's making a mountain out of a mole hill. ]

I want to take a bath with you.

Is that weird?

[ Of all the freaky shit he's done with him, this one is the one that embarrasses him. It's sappy as shit. ]

[zhampagne]

[Oh.

What the fuck, that's really cute. David could definitely get down with that.]

Not weird at all. I have bath bombs.

[zipit_thanos]

I knew you'd understand.
I mean I hoped.
I really just love how intimate an experience that is and wanted that.
For us.

[ He doesn't know much about bath bombs but he's so going to learn. ]

[zhampagne]

I think that if it feels right, why not try it?
I'll even let you rub body milk all over me after.

[zipit_thanos]

oh is that what body milk is for?

[zhampagne]

literally what else would it be for
it's milk
for your body

[zipit_thanos]

so it's basically watered down lotion

that would explain why it makes a terrible creamer

[zhampagne]

it

[He was going to argue, but—]

yes
you put my body milk in your coffee???

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade did not, in fact, use his body milk as creamer. But his wit is acerbic and often annoying and David's reactions are fucking priceless. ]

In hindsight, I see now how that makes a lot more sense.

It did smell really familiar and not at all like milk.

[zhampagne]

okay

[Okay. God help him.]

So a good rule of thumb is that if something is in the bathroom it doesn't go in your food

[zipit_thanos]

I guess I'm conditioned to put things that smell like you in my mouth.

[zhampagne]

Very cute.
Please don't drink my cologne.

[zipit_thanos]

Oh, I much prefer that on you.

You know, sometimes after we've been together?
I can still smell your cologne on me and it makes me feel all gooey on the inside.

[zhampagne]

Oh, yeah?

[Well that's really fucking cute. Even a bitter old bitch like David can own up to that.]

I'll be sure to rub myself extra all over you next time, in that case.

[zipit_thanos]

Careful, loverboy. That's dangerously close to sexting and I'm saving myself for tomorrow night.

[zhampagne]

Wow, I'm proud of you for resisting temptation.

[zipit_thanos]

I'm not married to the idea, I was just saying that to impress you.

[zhampagne]

I appreciate your honesty.

You don't have to impress me. I'll enjoy it if you do try, though.

[zipit_thanos]

[ He'll enjoy it if he shows restraint. That's... really good. Yep, that's really, really good. ]

Oh. I like that.

Hey, does this mean you've spent the last few days thinking that was a really self-indulgent dream?

[zhampagne]

[oh, David is tucking that little morsel away for later.]

Um, I was kind of hoping you wouldn’t ask but yes, yes I did.

[zipit_thanos]

Ooooh, that sounds so uncomfortable!
Did you go through the whole thing where you're super horny but also riddled with guilt?

[ Wade might be trying to make David squirm a bit. Turnabout is fair play and all that. ]

[zhampagne]

I don't know what you're talking about and also don't be a dick to me, I'm going through a lot emotionally speaking.

[The David way of saying "be nice to me i'm baby".]