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« d.rose » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION DAVID ROSE ✦ schitt's creek
RESIDENCE ✦ emerald district, sumarlok
GEMBOND ✦ amethyst

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[zipit_thanos]

[ Cue Wade's panic when he realizes he should have totally bought one of those summoning stones so he could bring those cuffs! ]

oh my god

okay so I don't have those cuffs yet
but I definitely have you covered on restraints

follow-up q: what material do you prefer? I got your standard steel handcuffs, silk rope, leather cuffs and binders, duct tape, fuzzy cuffs...

[zhampagne]

I can't believe I was lied to like this?
Tsk tsk.

Leather. Nice leather.

[zipit_thanos]

I know, I'll make it up to you, I promise.

...Who's wearing these?

[ Wade remembers what he'd said the first time he showed up at his apartment, but that was a different time, and right now he's keen on doting on his boyfriend's every whim. ]

[zhampagne]

Damn right you will.

[God, he is in his ELEMENT right now.]

Guess we'll see what kind of mood we're in tomorrow 😈

[zipit_thanos]

[ He's so going back to that boutique that sold him that rose-themed ball gag. ]

🍆 You really know how to motivate me, don't you?

I do have one teensy-tiny request.

[zhampagne]

Oh yeah?
What's that?

[zipit_thanos]

Do you... have a bath tub?

[zhampagne]

Sure do. Surprised you hadn't noticed on your many forays into my apartment.

Why?

[zipit_thanos]

lets just say that wasn't exactly my focus

...okay, you answered my question.

[ He sure did say 'request' without actually making one. Is he chickening out? Because all signs point to yes. ]

[zhampagne]

Uh huh.

And what's your request?

[He very much wants to see where this is going, okay.]

[zipit_thanos]

[ He writes it out several times, but each time it looks stupid. He feels stupid. This is not a big deal and yet he's making a mountain out of a mole hill. ]

I want to take a bath with you.

Is that weird?

[ Of all the freaky shit he's done with him, this one is the one that embarrasses him. It's sappy as shit. ]

[zhampagne]

[Oh.

What the fuck, that's really cute. David could definitely get down with that.]

Not weird at all. I have bath bombs.

[zipit_thanos]

I knew you'd understand.
I mean I hoped.
I really just love how intimate an experience that is and wanted that.
For us.

[ He doesn't know much about bath bombs but he's so going to learn. ]

[zhampagne]

I think that if it feels right, why not try it?
I'll even let you rub body milk all over me after.

[zipit_thanos]

oh is that what body milk is for?

[zhampagne]

literally what else would it be for
it's milk
for your body

[zipit_thanos]

so it's basically watered down lotion

that would explain why it makes a terrible creamer

[zhampagne]

it

[He was going to argue, but—]

yes
you put my body milk in your coffee???

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade did not, in fact, use his body milk as creamer. But his wit is acerbic and often annoying and David's reactions are fucking priceless. ]

In hindsight, I see now how that makes a lot more sense.

It did smell really familiar and not at all like milk.

[zhampagne]

okay

[Okay. God help him.]

So a good rule of thumb is that if something is in the bathroom it doesn't go in your food

[zipit_thanos]

I guess I'm conditioned to put things that smell like you in my mouth.

[zhampagne]

Very cute.
Please don't drink my cologne.

[zipit_thanos]

Oh, I much prefer that on you.

You know, sometimes after we've been together?
I can still smell your cologne on me and it makes me feel all gooey on the inside.

[zhampagne]

Oh, yeah?

[Well that's really fucking cute. Even a bitter old bitch like David can own up to that.]

I'll be sure to rub myself extra all over you next time, in that case.

[zipit_thanos]

Careful, loverboy. That's dangerously close to sexting and I'm saving myself for tomorrow night.