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text un: deadpool

[zipit_thanos]

[ Deadpool has an idea. ]

hey dollface
do you have a costume or a mask or something?

un: d.rose

[zhampagne]

[David squints at his phone suspiciously for a moment. That's a weird text to get.]

Hi. No I don't. Why do you ask?

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade has only given him every reason to be cautious. It's fine. ]

I want to take you out
out somewhere
not like OUT out 🔪

[zhampagne]

[Oh. That's...well it would be a nice idea, except:]

And you're asking me to wear a mask because...you don't want to be seen with me, I assume?

[zipit_thanos]

[ Hold up — That's his line!! ]

You're clowning, right?
You go out being your usual glamorous self and I'm going to have to beat half the population off with a stick.

Seriously though, wearing costumes is a thing people do. I'm closet cosplaying as Freddie Kreuger.

[zhampagne]

[#snatched]

Are you trying to invite me to a Halloween party, Wade?

[zipit_thanos]

It's nothing crazy, just locals around bonfires and alcoholic apple cider.

Be my plus one?

[ Pretty please? He think if he invites him out, he might actually spend time with him instead of on him, or in him, or whatever confusing shit that was last time. ]

[zhampagne]

[God, that sounds...fucking cozy and a lot like what passes for a party back home.

And that marks one of the first times David has thought of home and meant Schitt's Creek.

Fuck it.]

Okay good because I'm not the Halloween gay I was in my twenties anymore.

But I have a question first.

[zipit_thanos]

[ It does sound cozy, doesn't it? ]

Love it when you build the suspense.
Go on.

[zhampagne]

Is this you asking me on a date?

[zipit_thanos]

I know I'm breaking my pattern of property damage but... yes.
This is me asking you on a date.

[zhampagne]

Well thank god for that, my apartment can't handle any more of your grand entrances.

How long do I have to figure out a costume?

[zipit_thanos]

On that note, did they replace your window yet?

Technically this goes on until the end of the month, how much time do you need?

[zhampagne]

Yes they did, actually. Your sins have been atoned for.

Give me a day. When should I expect you to pick me up?

[zipit_thanos]

Good, I need more room for new ones.
8 PM?

[zhampagne]

Maybe try pre-marital sex next time.

[That's a very pointed suggestion, David!]

I'll meet you in the lobby. xo

[zipit_thanos]

I have, we have... in ways I'm pretty sure are criminal in some places! Even in Canada!
While we're on the topic of bad choices can you like, dress light? I want to be your only source of heat.

okay, good chat — I'll see you there. ❤️

[ Please don't dress light, David. It's going to be cold. ]

[zhampagne]

Hmm, sounds impractical.
See you soon.

[And now, cue a frenzied shopping trip looking for a few very specific items...!]