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[zhampagne]

« d.rose » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION DAVID ROSE ✦ schitt's creek
RESIDENCE ✦ emerald district, sumarlok
GEMBOND ✦ amethyst

"This is David. Leave a message. Or don't.

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[zhampagne]

[David just sends back a picture of the love bite on his neck, right next to his hand which is flipping Wade the bird.]

[zipit_thanos]

[ Ugh. Wade's going to take a moment to gently put the face of his device over his heart. Okay, okay. He can't leave David on read. ]

yes I can
oh wait that probably wasn't intended to be an invitation

...it doesn't hurt, does it?

[zhampagne]

No, it doesn't hurt. Thankfully I have a plethora of skincare products to reduce swelling and a good concealer.

Just keep them below the collar next time, ok?

[zipit_thanos]

I meant the one on your delectable ass

[ Wait, what — Did he just read that right? ]

next time?

[zhampagne]

[Delectable. That’s a new one.]

oh. A little bit but it’s fine.

Um. Yes? You completely rocked my shit the other day, I certainly hope there’s a next time.

[zipit_thanos]

[ Wade almost drops his device. He ends up typing like he's suffering a stroke. ]

so, pink aura aside, that
you
you're swiping right

no clowning?

[zhampagne]

It would be super fucked up of me to joke about that
Yes. Firm right swipe. On the condition that you’re not going to murder me.

[zipit_thanos]

I mean that kinda depends on how high the reward on you is but I think I can control my murderous tendencies

[ Did he ever get around to telling him he's actually a contract killer? Hmm, best not to spoil the moment. Better probably to wait until things get really complicated. ]

are you doing anything tomorrow night?

[ You know, the night things really start to go to shit? Sounds like a perfect time for a date. ]

[zhampagne]

I appreciate your restraint.

Nothing yet. What did you have in mind?

[Certainly nothing upsetting will happen!!]

[zipit_thanos]

I can bring over a bottle of wine, the hello kitty cuffs and we can try a few safe words on for size

just kidding, the cuffs are more of a third date thing

[zhampagne]

Sounds downright romantic. I’m in. Be here at eight?

[zipit_thanos]

Absolutely, I'll see you then ❤️

[ Cue excited fist-pumping into the air that startles anyone who sees it. He calms down when he realizes he almost yeet'd his phone across the room. ]

[zhampagne]

[David stares at that heart for approximately ten minutes, trying to suss out exactly how it makes him feel. His reply is so short you could almost miss it:]

xo

god my starter for that is awful but HERE WE GO

[zipit_thanos]

[ Don't you fucking worry, David Rose, that little xo doesn't go unnoticed, but he sure as FUCK keeps glancing at it for the next 24 hours. It's also the inspiration for how he accessorized for the date that doesn't end up happening.

For reasons. ]