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[zhampagne]

It feels wrong that you're the one advocating for subtlety here, but you make a good point.
I like the candle idea.

Do you mean a literal vampire?
or like an emotional vampire

[zipit_thanos]

An actual vampire. We had an arrangement.
He needed a hot vein to tap into and this body burns through Manna like you won't believe.
Then one day he disappeared, just poof.

But you're right — With a butterface like mine, I'm surprised I don't have more people dropping in for a booty call!

[zhampagne]

That sounds both terrifying and super hot. Bummer that he disappeared.

People don't know what they're missing out on.

[zipit_thanos]

It was indeed both of those things. Not sure if that makes me a necrophiliac or a monsterfucker but here we are.

Right? If you look past all the gross stuff that makes me look like a burn unit patient, I've got so much to offer! A big dick, like no refractory period to speak of, and I cuddle!

[ He also talks incessantly and will likely try to do things that will make it difficult to look into one's own reflection the following day. ]

Anyway, it's fine — I have something no one else has!

[zhampagne]

You're definitely a monsterfucker. I have multiple instances of proof.

All very good things.
What's that?

[He's 10000% fishing for compliments with no shame.]

sees event post, maybe we should backdate this to 1/2 instead... enough to notice the cold

[zipit_thanos]

Touché, fellow monsterfucker.
I seem to recall you taking a walk on the wild side now and again.

[ David's just picking up what Wade is putting down and he loves it. ]

I have your heart. [ This is disgusting. ]

I know, predictable and cheesy. Hey, um. Did you notice it's been getting really cold lately?

[zhampagne]

You've got me there.

Oh, wow. That was...Hallmark card-worthy. [He loves it.]

Hard not to notice, my windows are so fucking drafty. I heard it's supposed to start snowing like crazy soon.

[zipit_thanos]

Um, I know we just talked about the whole cohabitation thing...

But what are your thoughts of potentially getting snowed in with me?

[zhampagne]

The idea doesn't immediately fill me with dread, so I'm in.
I'm going to need to stock up on supplies.

[Lube. He means lube. And food.]

[zipit_thanos]

[ Definitely lube. ]

That sounds promising!

Say no more, I'm on it. I'll bring a day bag, pack some party favors and do a run for provisions. Give me a list if you anything specific.

And if we don't get snowed in? It just means our weekend came early.

[zhampagne]

Perfect.

[Snowed in with Wade, fresh off the heels of their New Year's love confessions? He can think of little else he'd like to do for a few days.]

Firewood
Water bottles
Lube
Snacks (protein!)

If that's not too much for you to carry.